Pour le texte :
http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/11/14/25 ... 1-manowar/"Just how metal are Manowar?
Manowar are so metal that in bar fights they can only bitch slap their opponents, because hitting them with a closed fist is the legal equivalent of beating someone with an aluminum baseball bat.
Manowar are so metal that they piss hot molten lead and shit lug nuts.
Manowar are so metal that the first thing they do every morning is lather themselves in WD-40.
Manowar are so metal that if they go out in the rain, they rust.
Manowar are so metal that if they go to the beach, they can’t go into the ocean because they’ll sink right to the bottom.
Manowar are so metal that they got their original record deal after they were discovered during a mining expedition.
Manowar are so metal that they readily lose electrons to form positive ions, and if you were to put them in a room with a non-metal band, they’d form an ionic bond.
Manowar are so metal that they’re listed on the periodic table under Group IA, because they’re the most active metal."
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